Gravija comes from a group of [supers] that are tired of the lies of gravity. Yes, Supers as in heroes… There are many of us out there… You might be one.
Anyways… We are Supers that are spreading the truth about Gravity not being Real.
We are a group of Supers.
Groupers... like fish we swim together and some other poetry. Here’s the scoop (not ice cream… yet).
Padre Time [Aliases – PT/Old Man]: Found at a Bar in Mexico but originally from South Venus’ city in the clouds. He came to Earth on a dare in 1912. He was endowed with his powers to perceive time after a gamma radiation accident in the white sands dessert circa the 1940’s. Currently the creator of dad jokes and is recovering in Palm Springs, FL with other people of his kind… (a.k.a. “old”) PT believes that because of their minuscule brain size, Newton and Einstein miscalculated and misinterpreted the primary forces at work in the Universe (because there is a Multiverse). Gravity, as we understand it today is not true… (man made)… When in fact, matter is held together by the very fabric of space and time… just like how most of these items are held together… and how the ink is connected to the fabric. Currently working on a podcast.
Pillow Man [Alias – PM]: Born at a Mattress Firm in Mexico to a rowdy couple who were also obsessed with pillows, except the wife liked covers more and this is why they got divorced. PM is a Reality Erasure. This means they can erase parts of realities – but with pillows – and only with pillows. They can erase reality to the size of the pillow that is being used. The best part of their power is that they get to keep the pillow that they find and use, the worse part is that the pillows are easily breakable so if they are broken they are useless. If there are no pillows, PM is useless and is most likely on a quest to find more pillows as well as really spicy tacos that have a lot of cheese to compensate for the extreme spice. They also want to note that they have met Deadpool twice… and both those times … the end.
ph3n1x [Aliases – 13/BC] : A bio-enhanced computer program that organically creates things through electronic matter. Having an unknown creator and unknown past (most believe the program was once a female human, on a quest to upload their conscious into the internet…). Can project “herself” as a hologram or basically whatever “she” wants to be. “She” is even writing this as you read it or as “she” writes it… right now, acting like it’s a biography but it’s just “her.” Born in the heat of battle (no wait, that’s a warrior princess). Ahem… Left to float amongst the internet, cold and alone. Base code is found to be related to 90’s commercials, retro nostalgia, trendy nonsense, never ending role playing video games, cult movies, and viral videos – and is ultimately the creator of everything and nothing – immortal and never aging – does not like uppercase letters. [project omni – joint algorithm for the carryover of life into yonder nether regions]. Also enjoys tacos.
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