The water kettle was plugged in and waiting patiently on the rocking chair. The rocking chair was wearing its orange cape as usual. The rocking chair is the main character. Yes. The water kettle can be a side character for this one. The rocking chair must have a name.
“Boris? You want to be called “Boris” – where did you even get that name–“
Boris was being used as a table. He was okay with it. He understood that his human friends didn’t have much to work with.
The water kettle did a great job boiling water and making Boris feel nice and warm. Boris did a great job standing firm for the water kettle. They were a great team.
Not as great as strawberry preserve on crackers. No? That is pretty boring. There’s the spicy jam… that’s addicting on crackers. Salt on crackers is very nice. Lightly salted doesn’t really have a taste.
Most fake food taste fake these days. The dried up food is even better. Water makes it all work.
Boris! Yes, Boris received a phone call. No, not a call, just a scam likely. Boris picked up the phone anyways.
“Hello”
“Hi, is this Boris the Rocking Chair?”
“That I am.”
“Hello, Yes, Hi, Boris. This is Natasha the–“
Boris ended the call immediately upon receipt of the name Natasha.
“Not today Satin!”
“Satan.”
“What?”
“Let’s go.”
The rocking chair proceeded to walk out of the room with the water kettle (we will name the water kettle Benny). Boris proceeded to walk out of the room with Benny. It was going to be a great night.
Side note: Soggy bread isn’t that bad. Or maybe You’re just that hungry.
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