Son & Mother

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Son: A Young Adult Man. Rolled a D20 on life. Has all the skills.

Mother: Looks like a Young Woman, sometimes even a child (scary). Age unknown, descendant of Mars. Be careful When you hear here speak certain words, they come True. Other simple words will effect and change You. You may become part of her… adorable evil piggy collection. Oh? You still don’t get it, do you?

Son & Mother are kind to all that pass by them. Everyone is their Friend and they are friendly, only using kind words and phrases.

Why do most turn into adorable little chunky wunky chubby wubby oh so squishy fluffernuggetty little evil piglets? For Mother’s fun little Evil Piggy Show, of course. Oh, that answer isn’t good enough? Mother doesn’t care.

On your knees, closer to the ground, wallet out.

Your job isn’t to ask questions. Your job is to please Son & Mother with your financial stability. You don’t exist until you do.